Sir_LaughALot_28

38 – Johannesburg (Randburg), Gauteng, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg (Randburg), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
38
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
181cm (5' 11.3")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
23 - 35
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
156cm (5' 1.4") - 180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Halaal; Hindu diet
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Well, my friends and family would say "Coz Im special" but you never know if that is a good thing. I'm a very social person and can easily be spotted at a party trying out my latest pick-up line on the girls while wiping the pepper spray from my eyes. I'm also incredibly strong. Just yesterday I tore apart three disposable black bags in less than a minute. I enjoy the outdoors and exploring vast open spaces (especially the one between my ears)

I'm very intelligent and I have lots of interests which include clipping my toenails, driving in reverse on the N1 highway, underwater bowling, holding up liquor stores, camping in cemeteries and surfing the web for por...Ahem....interesting pictures.

Hah...heh..eh..Ahem...Moving along swiftly...

I'm looking for a deep and meaningful relationship with a real girl who wouldn't mind being a replacement for "Inflatie Katie" (whom I suspect is having an affair with the puncture repair kit) Major points will be awarded if you are the type of girl who can hold her liquor and doesn't mind diving me and a few mates from pub to pub on a Friday night. ;-)

My friends think I'm funny and great fun but my psychiatrist firmly believes that I should be in a medical journal with a question mark next to me - If this made you giggle and you have a goofy/quirky/witty sense of humor, then I'd love to hear from you.

About His Ideal Match

I'm seeking an obsessive, compulsive, neurotic, anti-social, maniac with severe flatulence who has no sense of humor....I don't know, maybe I'm just too demanding. :-)


PS.
If by any chance you're a double jointed supermodel who owns her own microbrewery you will be awarded extra points.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Medium; Straight; Well-behaved; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Hairy chest only
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Self-help; Travel
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport; Variety shows
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; War
Interests:
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Athletics; Body building; Bowling; Bungee jumping; Camping; Cycling; Darts; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Horse Riding; Hunting; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Pool; Running; Scuba diving; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Snowboarding; Swimming; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Weight training; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious Attendance:
Once a week
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Feelings about using FM Dating:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Very