In His Own Words
About Him
Well, my friends and family would say "Coz Im special" but you never know if that is a good thing. I'm a very social person and can easily be spotted at a party trying out my latest pick-up line on the girls while wiping the pepper spray from my eyes. I'm also incredibly strong. Just yesterday I tore apart three disposable black bags in less than a minute. I enjoy the outdoors and exploring vast open spaces (especially the one between my ears)
I'm very intelligent and I have lots of interests which include clipping my toenails, driving in reverse on the N1 highway, underwater bowling, holding up liquor stores, camping in cemeteries and surfing the web for por...Ahem....interesting pictures.
Hah...heh..eh..Ahem...Moving along swiftly...
I'm looking for a deep and meaningful relationship with a real girl who wouldn't mind being a replacement for "Inflatie Katie" (whom I suspect is having an affair with the puncture repair kit) Major points will be awarded if you are the type of girl who can hold her liquor and doesn't mind diving me and a few mates from pub to pub on a Friday night. ;-)
My friends think I'm funny and great fun but my psychiatrist firmly believes that I should be in a medical journal with a question mark next to me - If this made you giggle and you have a goofy/quirky/witty sense of humor, then I'd love to hear from you.
About His Ideal Match
I'm seeking an obsessive, compulsive, neurotic, anti-social, maniac with severe flatulence who has no sense of humor....I don't know, maybe I'm just too demanding. :-)
PS.
If by any chance you're a double jointed supermodel who owns her own microbrewery you will be awarded extra points.
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Johannesburg (Randburg), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
43 | |
Star Sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
181cm (5' 11.3") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Yes | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
23 - 35 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
156cm (5' 1.4") - 180cm (5' 10.9") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Halaal; Hindu diet | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Medium; Straight; Well-behaved; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A wicked satin teddy |
Favourite Colour: |
Black |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Self-help; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport; Variety shows |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; War |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Athletics; Body building; Bowling; Bungee jumping; Camping; Cycling; Darts; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Horse Riding; Hunting; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Pool; Running; Scuba diving; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Snowboarding; Swimming; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Weight training; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Sushi |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious Attendance: |
Once a week |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Backpacking around the globe |
Feelings about using FM Dating: |
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Very |
